Now Playing Tracks

  • Lady on the bus next to me:

    Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?

  • Little boy:

    I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.

  • Lady:

    And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?

  • Boy:

    It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.

  • Lady:

    Do you want to be a Sith?

  • Boy:

    No! I am Obi-Wan!

The Signs thoughts


Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

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